Remember that time I was straight edge? Me too. Over the past year and change though I have discovered that booze, to me, is pretty much a beautiful and relaxing truth serum. I'm not even going to lie; between the vacation I just took, my best friends birthday, July 4th BBQs, and recent NYC visits, my liver is waving a white flag right now. The good news is that incredible gems of video like this were recorded:
"Guys don't want the nice girl. Guys want the whore disguised as the nice girl."
We want the best of both worlds. The apron wearing, cookie baking, lipstick applying, always smiling, kiss you on the cheek when you come home from work without asking, beautiful girl... with Agent Provocateur lingerie underneath her pristine get-up waiting to do absolutely terrible, terrible, things to you later in the day. The problem is that finding this combination can be comparable to finding a unicorn. I've been with nice girls. By gosh golly, they were sweet... but I just couldn't get them out of their shells. We want escargot status.
The image I posted above is the reason why so many people are unhappy. We all have unrealistic expectations. Sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade. Good luck finding the balance.
-Nick
Fucking UNICORNS.
ReplyDeletea woman who spends $200 on a bra is a fool if you ask me... but I agree with your concept
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I use that brand as an example because it's really, really nice stuff. Price really has nothing to do with it though. I've seen some really awesome lingerie for cheap in my life and I didn't feel bad ripping it. Glad you get the drift! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI'll be your insatiable whore if you'll be my prince charming ;-)
ReplyDeleteBravo.
ReplyDeleteWow, did I really just get hit on anonymously through my blog? Incredible. Hahahaha.
ReplyDeletePS: Thank you Little P!
those girls are easy to find. you however want one with a career and a level head. good fucking luck dear.
ReplyDeletewe are royally fucked for what probably seems like eternity. i think i might have to start letting ambition slide.
Kim - Thinking negatively like that is just bad for business. Have to keep that PMA!
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! i don't say it's negative. more realistic!
ReplyDeletefreaking unicorns!
once again well said AND bravo.
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